What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?